Rude Pantry – Roasted Nut Mix

It was only last month when I did the last rude packaging, but here’s another grim creation. I don’t usually set out with an idea for a packet or label, I just go by what the original seems to convert…
Me and a bunch of stuff I've done
Me and a bunch of stuff I've done

It was only last month when I did the last rude packaging, but here’s another grim creation. I don’t usually set out with an idea for a packet or label, I just go by what the original seems to convert…

Amazing ornithological photo from my garden yesterday. A penguin, chicken and cassowary! I’d actually just finished making an additional two extra 3d printed Feathers McGraw models. One for my mum and another for her friend. They both loved them.

It’s been a while since I did a piece of Rude Pantry packaging, so here are After Eight mints reimagined as “Mastur Bate” mints. Based on female masturbation. There are some quite amusing terms used throughout this. The barcode scans…

A quick but reasonable side-project to create a plausible Weyland -Yutani worker costume and go round Leeds for a few drinks with a Facehugger prop for “Alien Day”.Everything apart from the lanyard ID already existed in my house.Further details here…

I went to see The Macc Lads at the Birdwell Venue near Barnsley. A rude and crude band stuck in my brain since the mid 80s. Most of their content wasn’t acceptable back then, let alone in 2026. I’ve seen…

I recently got round to finishing a third alien egg. I’ve yet to put anchors in place and put a couple of them in my garden and garage roof though. I might sell one if I don’t really have space…

I briefly broke off from my current project to revisit my unused “SL” logo from 2021. Because I suddenly realised I don’t have any logo that works in just flat monochrome that could be used in a stencil or embossing…

My accidental chore on Christmas Day has grown into something I feel like I NEED to do. This year it wasn’t DIY as it has been for a few years, but some weeding and garden tidying of leaves and debris.

2026’s title: “Steven Lovell is Not the Target Market (2026)” So, essentially, it’s adverts aimed at people who are lots of things I’m not: rich, attractive, female, young, athletic, disabled, gay, musical, much younger than me, or much older. Further…

The now traditional bespoke calendar Christmas Present for my Mum and stepdad. Because they go on holiday more than normal now, I themed it around them in Airports. This was about 30 hours of work for reasons I won’t bore…