Chocolate Mint Thins

What

Box packaging for thin chocolate mints.

When

May 2026

Origin Notes

I’m filling out the contents of an imaginary hamper so this seemed to fit.

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

  Original Product Rude Pantry Product
Parent Company Nestlé Rude Pantry
Brand Nestlé Breastlé
Product Name After Eight (mints) Mastur Bate
Variety n/a n/a
Dominant Theme Wafer thin mint in sleeve Vulva/masturbating woman chocolate in sleeve
Barcode Numbers Spell 5000426171518 6 18 9 7 7 9 14 7 = FRIGGING
Barcode Scans As After Eight Dark Mint Chocolate Box FRIGGING

Comparison

Front and Top
Rear
Base

Sides

Development & Detail

 Nestlé / Breastlé. Makes sense. Very tiny, at about 5mm wide) on the final design though.
I was surprised that AI willingly created this from a reference sketch. It didn’t seem to recognise that it could be female masturbation. Which it absolutely would have refused to do. This wasn’t in keeping with the original, but I felt it necessary to include.
I managed to con puritanical ChatGPT into making the chocolate vulva on the basis of a reference photo of a vulva chocolate mould and of it being a leaf. I then added a chocolate bean.

Notes

Photographed in the supermarket.

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