I’m not sure how far back I’ll go, but this is the timeline of most of the stuff on this website, and a few other things I felt that might have been worth a mention. I do keep a regular journal, but this is nothing like that.


  • Rude Pantry – Roasted Nut Mix

    Rude Pantry – Roasted Nut Mix

    It was only last month when I did the last rude packaging, but here’s another grim creation. I don’t usually set out with an idea for a packet or label, I just go by what the original seems to convert or fit to. So in this case “Forest Feast” becomes “Fanny Yeast”. I made this…

  • Three species of birds

    Three species of birds

    Amazing ornithological photo from my garden yesterday. A penguin, chicken and cassowary! I’d actually just finished making an additional two extra 3d printed Feathers McGraw models. One for my mum and another for her friend. They both loved them.

  • Rude Pantry Mint Thins

    Rude Pantry Mint Thins

    It’s been a while since I did a piece of Rude Pantry packaging, so here are After Eight mints reimagined as “Mastur Bate” mints. Based on female masturbation. There are some quite amusing terms used throughout this. The barcode scans as “FRIGGING”. You’re welcome / I’m sorry.

  • Weyland-Yutani worker

    Weyland-Yutani worker

    A quick but reasonable side-project to create a plausible Weyland -Yutani worker costume and go round Leeds for a few drinks with a Facehugger prop for “Alien Day”.Everything apart from the lanyard ID already existed in my house.Further details here .

  • The Macc Lads

    The Macc Lads

    I went to see The Macc Lads at the Birdwell Venue near Barnsley. A rude and crude band stuck in my brain since the mid 80s. Most of their content wasn’t acceptable back then, let alone in 2026. I’ve seen them twice now, which I never thought was likely after they had a long hiatus…

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