Spiderman Repair

When I took my newly made alien egg to the cinema to rewatch Aliens, the manager of Cineworld at the White Rose Centre recognised me from the McD fame in March. He asked if I’d consider repairing Spider-Man’s fingers, as…
Me and a bunch of stuff I've done
Me and a bunch of stuff I've done

When I took my newly made alien egg to the cinema to rewatch Aliens, the manager of Cineworld at the White Rose Centre recognised me from the McD fame in March. He asked if I’d consider repairing Spider-Man’s fingers, as…

I logged off my work computer and became redundant. Over the 26 years I had the job, my role changed many times. I even changed the company I was working for in several different ways, but it was an unbroken…

The latest addition to the Rude Pantry. Mr Clitring – 2 Moist Flaps Heating instructions: 1) Peel back the edges slowly and be sure it’s completely bare before you begin. 2) Warm up gently to begin with. 3) Feel free…

I brought my alien egg to the cinema, for all the other patrons seeing “Aliens” tonight, to enjoy. It went down quite well.

My car bonnet paintwork was bubbling and coming off, so I’ve decided to give it a Star Wars theme by cutting some vinyl to make the Galactic Empire logo, and having “ISB PATROL” in Aurebesh font. (Imperial Security Bureau, as…

It’s taken 10 weeks and various setbacks, but I’ve just finished making a full-size egg from the Alien/Aliens films. It took 36 3D printed parts to assemble it. I took it out for some location photos last night and this…

It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but for the second time in 10 years, I just had the pleasure of seeing Essex-based “Kunt and the Gang” at the Brudenell Social Club, to a sell-out performance. It’s a one man show,…

This is mostly creative stuff, but amidst the national trend for gammons putting up flags on lampposts, I had this to say on Facebook. I would have leant more into them being thick racists, but I tried to keep it…

I went to see Faithless at the Piece Hall in Halifax. It was great. Unlike the last two years when I went to gigs there in the Toy Suit, I went in normal clothes though, and didn’t get anywhere near…

Another entry into the Rude Pantry. Crapbury’s Bournville Boulevard. I just went to the supermarket to take a photo of it with others on the shelves. Cadbury has just updated their packaging. How inconsiderate(!). Anyway, mine still offers “5 BUMS”,…