Category Design

Vintage Lard

My latest Rude Pantry Offering. Lancashire Foof Laboratories – Quality Clitoris Foreplay Lard. Circa 1900.

Live Organ Transplant Box

I had some omelettes delivered in this polystyrene box a few years ago. I’ve now upgraded it to a live organ transplant box (according to the labels). I just need a live organ now. Could be fun for a picnic…

Vintage Biscuit Packaging

My first go at creating a vintage label for Rude Pantry and not something plucked from my cupboard. Victorian health product “Mrs Bollock’s Biscuits”.

Rude Pantry – Roasted Nut Mix

It was only last month when I did the last rude packaging, but here’s another grim creation. I don’t usually set out with an idea for a packet or label, I just go by what the original seems to convert…

Rude Pantry Mint Thins

It’s been a while since I did a piece of Rude Pantry packaging, so here are After Eight mints reimagined as “Mastur Bate” mints. Based on female masturbation. There are some quite amusing terms used throughout this. The barcode scans…

Logo Tweaks

I briefly broke off from my current project to revisit my unused  “SL” logo from 2021. Because I suddenly realised I don’t have any logo that works in just flat monochrome that could be used in a stencil or embossing…

Parents Airport 2026 Calendar

The now traditional bespoke calendar Christmas Present for my Mum and stepdad. Because they go on holiday more than normal now, I themed it around them in Airports. This was about 30 hours of work for reasons I won’t bore…

Vastly Expanded Orderaround “About” Content

I used up five days creating and expanding content for my website about my Orderaround maps. There are pages for: It’s all over here: I haven’t got round to putting it on the Orderaround site yet though.

Vastly Expanded Rude Pantry Content

I’ve spent about a week of very long days, creating and expanding content Rude Pantry content. Instead of just having image content on one page, there’s now detailed images and commentary on them on separate pages. It’s over here:

Updating Orderaround Homepage Map

I’ve just refreshed my Orderaround homepage menu map, and I’ve been working harder lately than I ever did when I was employed(!) In June I did three pub maps for Manchester, and I’ve since added new ones for Trafford, Salford,…