Another entry into the Rude Pantry.
Crapbury’s Bournville Boulevard.
I just went to the supermarket to take a photo of it with others on the shelves. Cadbury has just updated their packaging. How inconsiderate(!). Anyway, mine still offers “5 BUMS”, “119 ARSE!”, and this list of “ingredients”:
Ringpiece, bum, arse, chutney-channel, Back Passage, nipsy, bunghole, anus, Chocolate Starfish, Fudge Tunnel. Shitflap, smell-hole, barking spider, butt. Claghole, Shart Slot, Guano Spout, Shart Hatch, Third Eye, Rusty Sheriff’s Badge, Dirt Box, Poo Chute, Balloon Knot, Exhaust Port.
Dung tube, poop deck, trouble tunnel, grand exit, thunderhole, cack-crack, Rear End, backside.
Crap nozzle, Parson’s Exit, Quoit, Grunt vent, trumper, fartbox.
Don’t forget, “GREAT FOR SHOVING RIGHT UP YOUR ARSE”.