I’m not sure how far back I’ll go, but this is the timeline of most of the stuff on this website, and a few other things I felt that might have been worth a mention. I do keep a regular journal, but this is nothing like that.
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Rude Pantry – Mr Clitring
The latest addition to the Rude Pantry. Mr Clitring – 2 Moist Flaps Heating instructions: 1) Peel back the edges slowly and be sure it’s completely bare before you begin. 2) Warm up gently to begin with. 3) Feel free to check inside with a finger. Caution! Things can get very steamy. 4) Keep it…
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Cinema Alien Egg
I brought my alien egg to the cinema, for all the other patrons seeing “Aliens” tonight, to enjoy. It went down quite well.
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Empire Car Graphics
My car bonnet paintwork was bubbling and coming off, so I’ve decided to give it a Star Wars theme by cutting some vinyl to make the Galactic Empire logo, and having “ISB PATROL” in Aurebesh font. (Imperial Security Bureau, as seen in the excellent “Andor”.) I’m on the fence about making decals for the sides…
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Alien Egg
It’s taken 10 weeks and various setbacks, but I’ve just finished making a full-size egg from the Alien/Aliens films. It took 36 3D printed parts to assemble it. I took it out for some location photos last night and this morning. I’m pretty pleased with it. I’ve also documented the build process here:
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Kunt & The Gang
It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but for the second time in 10 years, I just had the pleasure of seeing Essex-based “Kunt and the Gang” at the Brudenell Social Club, to a sell-out performance. It’s a one man show, involving songs about wanking to a pornographic Polaroid of an ex-girlfriend that died, raping a…
