I’m not sure how far back I’ll go, but this is the timeline of most of the stuff on this website, and a few other things I felt that might have been worth a mention. I do keep a regular journal, but this is nothing like that.
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Rude Pantry – Bournville Boulevard
Another entry into the Rude Pantry. Crapbury’s Bournville Boulevard. I just went to the supermarket to take a photo of it with others on the shelves. Cadbury has just updated their packaging. How inconsiderate(!). Anyway, mine still offers “5 BUMS”, “119 ARSE!”, and this list of “ingredients”: Ringpiece, bum, arse, chutney-channel, Back Passage, nipsy, bunghole,…
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Madrid AI photo
As a test, I took a photo of me against a wall, then asked ChatGPT to use it as reference and create a completely fake image of me in the square eating a chocolate dipped churro. About 45 minutes Later, I did a half-arsed recreation of the event for real.Weird. Original photo I gave to…
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Rude Pantry – Whore Bastards
Well this has been another BIG mis-use of valuable time. From HARIBO to WHORE. Sweets packaging, rudely reimagined. For how simple this might look, it involved a LOT of meticulous work on parts that anyone would just no doubt glance over and not really register. As usual, nothing has been used from the original design…
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Living Room Festival Night
I now feel prepared for a bit of Faithless at the Isle of Wight Festival, via Sky Arts this evening, in my living room. Beer, candles, disco ball, laser, fog machine, coloured LEDs. Let’s have it. A nice warm up before seeing them live in August.
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London Toy Suit
It finally happened. The Toy Suit in London. Yesterday I walked round in normal clothes, but today it was over 12kg of discomfort for 11 hours. Probably not as much fun as wearing it up north though either.
