Microwave Sponge Pot

What

Outer packaging for microwave sponge pots

When

October 2025

Origin Notes

Mostly photo imagery, so I knew I’d have to fashion a sponge or use AI imagery. But AI is so prudish and strictly controlled, it won’t even generate imagery of oysters.

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

  Original Product Rude Pantry Product
Parent Company Premier Foods Group Rude Pantry
Brand Mr Kipling Mr Clitring
Product Name Sponge Puddings Moist Flaps
Variety Golden Syrup Spread Pussy
Dominant Theme A dessert sponge with golden syrup A sponge with a vulva and clitoris ring.
Barcode Numbers Spell 5000221506720 7 18 15 23 12 5 18 = GROWLER
Barcode Scans As Mr Kipling Golden Syrup Sponge Puddings 2 x 95g GROWLER

Comparison

Development & Detail

The sponge was AI generated, as I will not use anything from original packaging. The vagina part of this image was actually an oyster. Although none of this packaging will get a wide audience, I somehow felt that the oyster was perfect, and if I was ever called out on using vagina imagery, I could genuinely say it wasn’t.
The main logo area is made to look like a medical diagram showing female genitals. There’s a faint vulva behind the words.
Just centimetres apart, the packaging advises that it’s both suitable and unsuitable for having vigorous sex with.

Notes

Photographed in the supermarket.

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