Cars I’ve never had tastes, budgets or needs for extravagant vehicles. A 1984 Ford Escort that I used in 1994, but was my mum’s. A Mini Metro that had also been my mum’s. My brother wrote it off in 1998 whilst drink-driving. A Peugeot 106 I drove from 2001 to 2005. It was vandalised with paint stripper (almost certainly by an ex-girlfriend). I converted it to a police car for a party I had in 2006. Details here. One of two identical Peugeot 206s I had between 2005 and 2019. One had been damaged in an RTC so I just bought another. A Renault Captur I bought in 2019. The private plate L8CVL looks a bit like “LOVEL”, but not enough to be convincing. Previous: Media Appearances Next: Pets