Roasted Nut Mix

What

Packet for seasoned nuts

When

June 2026

Origin Notes

I’m filling out the contents of an imaginary hamper so this seemed to fit.

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

	Original Product	Rude Pantry Product
Parent Company	Kestrel Foods	Rude Pantry
Brand	Forest Feast	Fanny Yeast
Product Name	Roasted Nut Mix	Aromatic Cunt Mix
Variety	Sea Salt & Pepper	Feminine & Funky
Dominant Theme	Roasted Nuts	Roasted Nuts and Yeast
Barcode Numbers Spell	5022374050998	25 5 1 19 20 25 2 15 24 = YEASTYBOX
Barcode Scans As	Forest Feast Sea Salt & Pepper Roasted Nut Mix, 120 G	YEASTYBOX

Comparison

Development & Detail

The weird cauliflower-looking objects with the nuts are meant to be a weird combination of dry seasoned yeast and a microscopic view of yeast cells.

The nuts are meant to be a bit vulva-ish.

Notes

Photographed in the supermarket, but not with other packaging of the original type because posh nuts are apparently only available at other times of year. Unless Morrisons just don’t stock them any more anyway.