Bollock’s Crease

What

Front and back labels for wine bottle.
Originally Jacob’s Creek.

When

July 2020

Origin Notes

Not much to say. It’s an average white wine.

Detail

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

  Original Product Rude Pantry Product
Parent Company Jacob’s Creek Wines Rude Pantry
Brand Jacob’s Creek Bollock’s Crease
Product Name Jacob’s Creek Bollock’s Crease
Variety Chardonnay Hairy Conkers
Dominant Theme Yellow/orange ripples in liquid, shaped like leaves with a winding creek in negative space Testicles
Barcode Numbers Spell 9300727406538 11 14 1 3 11 5 18 19 = KNACKERS
Barcode Scans As Jacobs Creek Wine Jacobs Creek Classic Chardonnay White Wine 75cl Bollocks!

Comparison

Development & Detail

I added little details like a crimped wrinkly edge to the scrotum
I created very tiny graphic for a foetus with it’s thumb up for the mother getting drunk, not drinking from a glass like the original, but swigging from the bottle.
A small and easy thing to make, but even the tiniest things needed t be recreated in some way, like this mouse graphic.

Notes

I didn’t create a new neck for it, so the metallic part still has “Jacob’s Creek” on it, but I did edit it out for the main image above. I wish I could print in metallics!

I took the photo of the wine in the supermarket in 2025. Morrisons and other bog supermarkets don’t seem to be selling Jacob’s Creek anymore.

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