• Adding Posts for the First Time

    Adding Posts for the First Time

    I’ll be spending at least a day on getting to grips with this, formatting it and loading backdated content. And why? I’m pretty sure no-one’s going to care less about seeing any of this.Still, it will be nice to have a time line of mostly creative projects, even though I already have Facebook and my…

  • Updating Orderaround Homepage Map

    Updating Orderaround Homepage Map

    I’ve just refreshed my Orderaround homepage menu map, and I’ve been working harder lately than I ever did when I was employed(!) In June I did three pub maps for Manchester, and I’ve since added new ones for Trafford, Salford, and Wigan. There are still six other Greater Manchester boroughs to go. I’ve also just…

  • Spiderman Repair

    Spiderman Repair

    When I took my newly made alien egg to the cinema to rewatch Aliens, the manager of Cineworld at the White Rose Centre recognised me from the McD fame in March. He asked if I’d consider repairing Spider-Man’s fingers, as people had broken their statue in the foyer. I went along last night to see…

  • Redundancy

    Redundancy

    I logged off my work computer and became redundant. Over the 26 years I had the job, my role changed many times. I even changed the company I was working for in several different ways, but it was an unbroken period of working with the same employee reference number from June 1999 to October 2025.…

  • Rude Pantry – Mr Clitring

    Rude Pantry – Mr Clitring

    The latest addition to the Rude Pantry. Mr Clitring – 2 Moist Flaps Heating instructions: 1) Peel back the edges slowly and be sure it’s completely bare before you begin. 2) Warm up gently to begin with. 3) Feel free to check inside with a finger. Caution! Things can get very steamy. 4) Keep it…

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