Spiced Rum Bottle

What

Front and rear labels for Spiced Rum Bottle

When

January 2021

Origin Notes

There was an awful lot more small detail than I first considered.

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

  Original Product Rude Pantry Product
Parent Company Captain Morgan Rum Co. Rude Pantry
Brand Captain Morgan Crapping Moron
Product Name Spiced Gold Golden Piss
Variety Original Spiced Gold Urinal Golden Piss
Dominant Theme A stylish flamboyant Captain rests his foot on a barrel with an etched ship at sea in the background Urine. And a moron on a toilet, with an etched toilet.
Barcode Numbers Spell 5000299223017 16 9 19 19 9 14 7 = PISSING
Barcode Scans As Captain Morgan Original Spiced Gold 700ml PISSING

Comparison

Development & Detail

Various bits, from an etched toilet effect to the fiddly corners of the label.
Quite a bit of faffy detail to reproduce.
A clothed photo of me on the toilet before various editing for the front label.

Notes

Not photographed in the supermarket yet, but here’s me in 2021 looking quite beardy with the final product.

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