Granola Bars – Steven Lovell

Granola Bar Box

What

Box for granola bars

When

May 2022

Origin Notes

Another product with an increasingly more complex and difficult design, the more you look into it.

Original vs Rude Pantry Version

	Original Product	Rude Pantry Product
Parent Company	General Mills	Rude Pantry
Brand	Nature Valley	Mature Vagina
Product Name	Crunchy	Old Cunt
Variety	Oats & Dark Chocolate	Haunted Fossil Fanny
Dominant Theme	Granola bars on a wooden board with a green blurred summery outdoor background	Vulva shaped granola bars and Vaginery things.
Barcode Numbers Spell	8410076600479	6 1 14 14 25 = FANNY
Barcode Scans As	Nature Valley Crunchy Oats & Dark Chocolate Cereal Bars	fanny

Comparison

Development & Detail

I also had to create separate front packaging for other products because they were featured not much bigger than the size of a stamp on one of the sides.

I think they’re quite funny in their own right, so at least I’m showing them here.

A couple of the biscuits I made and photographed from original bars moistened and fashioned from a silicone mould.

Notes

As I “had to” do non-English content as well, here are the words and slang I found. This all took quite a while to compile of course.

Finnish Vagina:
Emätin, Pimppa, Pimppi, Pimpsa, Pimpuli, Pillu, Römpsä, Toosa, Tussu, Vittu.

Swedish Vagina:
Fitta, Mus, Pulla.

Norwegian Vagina:
Fitte, Sleipetorva.

Danish Vagina:
Dåse, Fisse, Kusse, Skede, Tissekone.

French, Vagina:
abricot, affaire, amande, angora, antre d’amour, as de carreau, atelier, aumônière, balafre, barbichette, barbichu, barbiquet, barbu, bengali, bénitier, bizoune, berlingot, bijou, biniou, blason, boîte à ouvrage, bonbonnière, boutique, bouton de rose, chagatte, chatte, cheminée, chnéque, choune, con, conicle, connasse, connin, conque, coquillage, craille, ramouille, divertissoire, escalopes, fente, figue, fissure, forêt noire, forêt vierge, forêt de Brocéliande, forge à cocus, fouffe, foufoune, foufounette, foune, founette, fourreau, fraise, framboise, frifri, gagne-pain, garage à bites, jardin secret, kiki, marguerite, mijole, miche, mille-feuilles, minch, minette, minou, motte, moulache, moule, moumoune, nénette, œil du cyclope, perle, pépette, pissette, pissou, portefeuille à moustaches, pot à miel, puits d’amour, prunette, pudenda, raie, raminagrobis, râtelier à bites, rose, rossignol,sadinet, saint-frusquin, salle de jeux, tablier de sapeur, tarte aux poils, touffe, triangle, trou à crinière, zézette, zigouigoui