
Not the Target Market calendar
Essentially, it’s adverts aimed at people who are lots of things I’m not: rich, attractive, female, young, athletic, disabled, gay, musical, much younger than me, or much older. For my 2026 calendar I didn’t want any page to be a simple face-swap onto something that already existed in some way. Every image needed to feel like a real advert that definitely once existed, even though all of it’s new.
There’s a lot of AI wrangling involved, obviously, but also a lot of real decision-making: settling on a theme in the first place, deciding the categories and products/services, creating brands and logos, choosing appropriate fonts and typography, making constant ethical judgement calls about representation and tone, image and graphic composition, advert conventions and taking new photos of me with the right lighting and expression and so on.
There are two versions too. A calendar version with space reserved at the bottom, and a publication version, as if you’d see it in a magazine or at a bus shelter.
I’ve kept the calendar grid on January, but removed it from the rest so the images are clearer.


Nappies. As I’m not an infant.

Girlguiding. As I’m not a girl aged 10-14.

Seatbelt Extender. As I’m not bariatric obese.

Maternity Bra. As I’m not a woman, pregnant or someone that ever wanted children.

Afro hair care. As I’m not black. But no blackface. Obvs.

Lesbian Dating App. As I’m not a gay woman.

Domestic stairlift. As I’m not and incapable of using stairs. Yet.

Make-Up. Because I’m not a young attractive woman.

Elite Sports Wheelchair. Because I’m not disabled, sporty or athletic.

Prestige Violins. In this case because I’m not young, female, rich or musically skilled. Or a parent of someone that is.

Private Aviation. Because I am not financially comfortable, let alone ultra-rich.

Private Exclusive Alpine Chalet Resort. Because I’m not part of a wealthy attractive active skiing-prone power-couple.
