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I’ve just refreshed my Orderaround homepage menu map, and I’ve been working harder lately than I ever did when I was employed(!) In June I did three pub maps for Manchester, and I’ve since added new ones for Trafford, Salford,…

I logged off my work computer and became redundant. Over the 26 years I had the job, my role changed many times. I even changed the company I was working for in several different ways, but it was an unbroken…

The latest addition to the Rude Pantry. Mr Clitring – 2 Moist Flaps Heating instructions: 1) Peel back the edges slowly and be sure it’s completely bare before you begin. 2) Warm up gently to begin with. 3) Feel free…

I brought my alien egg to the cinema, for all the other patrons seeing “Aliens” tonight, to enjoy. It went down quite well.

It’s taken 10 weeks and various setbacks, but I’ve just finished making a full-size egg from the Alien/Aliens films. It took 36 3D printed parts to assemble it. I took it out for some location photos last night and this…

It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but for the second time in 10 years, I just had the pleasure of seeing Essex-based “Kunt and the Gang” at the Brudenell Social Club, to a sell-out performance. It’s a one man show,…

This is mostly creative stuff, but amidst the national trend for gammons putting up flags on lampposts, I had this to say on Facebook. I would have leant more into them being thick racists, but I tried to keep it…

As a test, I took a photo of me against a wall, then asked ChatGPT to use it as reference and create a completely fake image of me in the square eating a chocolate dipped churro. About 45 minutes Later,…

Well this has been another BIG mis-use of valuable time. From HARIBO to WHORE. Sweets packaging, rudely reimagined. For how simple this might look, it involved a LOT of meticulous work on parts that anyone would just no doubt glance…